Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
|me:||wow i have 3 tests and 2 essays due in the next 3 days|
|me:||ayy i haven't watched THE ENTIRE LOTR TRILOGY in a while|
i’m gonna start a restaurant called “trust me” and the menu will be things that sound questionable but taste great
stop promoting tiny penises. we need a supreme race of nothing but huge dicks. kill off the weak meated. survival of the thickest. Charles darwang. Charles dongwin. DongWang. cock
if youre not part of the supernatural fandom you might want to reevaluate your life choices
Is this… is this supernatural harlem shake?
That’s Osric in the bodybag, if you were wondering.
and it was hIS DAY OFF BUT HE WANTED TO BE IN IT SO HE DROVE LIKE AN HOUR ON HIS FUCKING DAY OFF TO BE IN A BODY BAG ON THE GROUND I LOVE HIM
And now we probably know why he was in a bodybag